You read the title right - someone, somewhere thought it was a good idea to fake a hostage situation to cover up the fact the he was too damn drunk to drive. Why hell yeah I've got all your details in today's "News of the WTF?". I'm giving you so much more than that with the rundown on legislation in Key West that bans people from sleeping in their car and a poor ol' sumbitch was mistaken when his wife asked to get "Pam" for their bedroom escapades.