Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.
Man Arrested for Dropping an F-Bomb in Front of Old Lady
The guy is looking at a punishment much worse than having his mouth washed out with soap.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
Woman Dominates Arcade Basketball Like No One Ever Has
The phrase "shoot the lights out" comes to mind while watching this hoopster.
This Guy’s Mug Shot Is Pure Bonkersness
Guilt may not be written all over his face, but lunacy sure is.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Classy Woman Arrested After Threatening to Poop on Officer
This woman is in deep, well, you know.
Today's winner of the day is Kristina Roberts, an 18-year-old from Manchester, N.H., who threatened to go number two on a cop's leg while the officer tried to arrest her after responding to a noise complaint in the wee hours of Monday morning...
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Hilarious Penis-Shape News Bloopers Will Leave You (Well) Hung-ry for More
Live news is so unpre-dic-table.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Woman Plows Into Gas Station…And Then Goes Totally Bonkers
You know you've got issues when crashing into a gas station convenience store isn't the most memorable part of your day.
St. Patrick’s Day Hero Guzzles a Guinness While Standing on His Head
No one is more ready for St. Patrick's Day than this guy. You could say he's head over heels excited for it.