Hot Mess of the Day

Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 1st Spring Break, Cancun Occupation: Freshman at Minnesota State How This Happened: An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption). Likes: Beer, boobs and aloe vera...
Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Prodigy Pat Location: Hartford, CT Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right now...
The Mousketeers — Hot Mess of the Day
The Mousketeers — Hot Mess of the Day
The Mousketeers — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: The Mousketeers (of Your Deepest Fears). Location: Los Angeles, CA Occupations: Co-owners of a local dog-walking and obedience training business. Hobbies: Puppy play (playing with puppies), BDSM puppy play (Google it), weekly visits to Disneyland, obedience and agility training...
The BakeN’Bra Brothers — Hot Mess of the Day
The BakeN’Bra Brothers — Hot Mess of the Day
The BakeN’Bra Brothers — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: The BakeN'Bra Brothers Location: Traveling show. Occupations: Performance artists/artisan bakers/babysitters-for-hire. Hobbies: Playing human double dutch, eatin' their veggies and being supportive. 5 Things They Can’t Live Without: Art, carbohydrates, balance, good breast support, and each other...
Chilly Billy — Hot Mess of the Day
Chilly Billy — Hot Mess of the Day
Chilly Billy — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Chilly Billy Location: Baltimore, MD Occupation: Guest Services at Best Western. Hobbies:  I mean, it's pretty obvious. Not much time for anything else. 6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Ploppy, Sweepy, Cuddles, Tristan, Sorbet and Creamy (His 6 favorites...
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nana Necktats Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis). Hobbies:  Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots...
Vulture and Pancake — Hot Mess of the Day
Vulture and Pancake — Hot Mess of the Day
Vulture and Pancake — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots Location: Deer Park, Long Island Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St...
Edna Scissorhands — Hot Mess of the Day
Edna Scissorhands — Hot Mess of the Day
Edna Scissorhands — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Edna Scissorhands Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn Occupation: Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending). Hobbies: Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds. 6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader's Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains...
Peaches N’ Creamy – Hot Mess of the Day
Peaches N’ Creamy – Hot Mess of the Day
Peaches N’ Creamy – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Peaches N' Creamy (Shown above in reverse order) Location: "Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily." Occupation: Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Emporium Timez...

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