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Comfy Carl — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Comfy Carl
Location: That poor woman's lap.
Occupation: The world's first cold-blooded, colorblind camouflage designer.
Hobbies: Chutes n' Ladders tournaments, mouthbreathing, and ta
Hot Mess of the Day
Hot Mess of the Day
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Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow
Location: San Francisco, CA
Occupation: Owners and operators of Rhonda and Rodney's Rowdy Rickshaw - A bar pick-up service for the intoxicated and adventurous.
Spend Their Free Time: "I mean, getting into t
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Larry Lechuga — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Larry Lechuga
Location: Just outside the fence at Disney's Epcot Center.
Occupation: Produce distributor and hug philanthropist.
Spends His Free Time: Scaring the ever-loving guts out of everyone he meets.
Interests: Face painting, his vintage Doc Martin collection, v
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Sharon & Gary — Hot Mess Picture of the Day
Names: Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast
Occupations: Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model
Interests: Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!)
Hobbies: 420, surfing the web together, swinger socials, 420, Avon sales (Gar), and Hentai.
5 Things We Can’t Live Without: Hairspray, communication, 420
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Homeless But Hip — Hot Mess of The Day
Name: Sassy Stanley
Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator.
Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise.
Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearrangi
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Rubber Maid — Hot Mess of The Day
Click through to learn all about this tractor lickin' queen.
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If You’ve Got It, Flaunt It — Hot Mess of The Day
Name: The Joker on Crack