When you’re all about luxury and indulgence, you’d do just about anything to top your friends. It might be a big house, an expensive car, or a $150,000 wedding, whatever it takes to one-up your friends. Now there’s a pill that can help you be indulgent both inside and out. It’s a gold pill that can make your insides sparkle and give your poop the Midas Touch.


This pill isn’t a new product, in fact it’s been on the market for a few years. Because of its price, however, I’m betting it doesn’t have a huge following. At $425, most of us don’t have the cash to shell out for an indulgence like this. It’s designed to be just that – indulgent. Plus, it’s another way to flush your money down the toilet, literally.

With no medicinal value at all, the Citizen-Citizen.com website says this about their product:

Analogous to our culture’s obsession with luxury and consumption, these 24K gold leaf capsules turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth. Consume and digest.

Digest, indeed. You know where that pill is going to end up. At least it will be pretty when you feed it to the porcelain throne.

I will, however, say this. If I had millions of dollars in the bank and could afford it, I might buy one of these pills just to say I’ve done it. As it stands now, I can’t afford to waste money like that and would rather spend $425 on bills, stuff for the house, or a great party with lots of beer.

Would you pop this pill?