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Ana Braga — Babe of the Day
Ana’s a “Brazilian Barbie” born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and currently living in Las Vegas, NV.
Help Wanted: Brazzers Adult Films is Looking For Writers
There are a handful of dream jobs out there – personal lotion applicator to Kate Upton, nipple puffer for Bar Refaeli, masseuse for John Travolta… wait, what? But, one of the most underrated professions has to be Adult Film Writer.
Bessy Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bessy – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into IT (information technology, not the Stephen King monster, although, she’s probably into that, too).
GoGo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.
Tovi Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.
Dice – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Dice – a 23-year-old stoner who owns a massively expansive DVD collection and is into motorcycles, booty, playing the drums, and dead stuff – specifically zombies. She’s love us on Monday mornings – we’re the real life Walking Dead. She also has the perfect comeback for crappy pick up lines, “No Dice.”
Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lass – a 20-year-old student from the UK who loves boobs, booze, and ballet. If she brings the rack, we’ve got a 30 pack and ‘Black Swan’ on Netflix.
Malin Akerman — Crush of the Day
May 12th was Malin’s 34th birthday. The Canadian actress of Swedish descent got into modeling and acting at the age of 5, and actually won the Ford Model Search in Canada at 17. The Great White North decided to keep her from us until she portrayed Freak Show’s wife in 2004′s ‘Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle’. No...
Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.
Brittanie Weaver — Babe of the Day
Brittanie’s a 23-year-old model, actress, and – according to her Twitter profile – animal lover, double agent, and romantic.
AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.
‘Playmate of the Year’ Jaclyn Swedberg — Playboy Girl of the Week
In May of every year, Playboy announces their Playmate of the Year. Each Playmate of the Month from the previous year battles for the honor by campaigning for reader votes, but it’s ultimately Hef who decides. Last week, he unveiled this year’s PMOY – Miss April 2011 Jaclyn Swedberg.