Patrick Bateman
Crazy Sex Laws — 10 More You’re Probably Breaking Right Now
Crazy sex laws are fun for everyone, except people caught in the act.
Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.
Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.
Georjah Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Georjah – a 20-year-old Canadian vegetarian who’s really into Marilyn Manson, horses, and zombies. She’s also into sex. Isn’t that always the way? If you find a woman who rides horses, you’ve got yourself a lady who’s down to get down. It’s science.
Alba Verdugo – Babe of the Day
Alba’s a 27 year old model and biologist from Scottsdale, Arizona that comes to us courtesy of The Babe Spot.
Can You Guess That Breast?
This 18-year-old actress has two sisters who also act. She’s been nominated several times for a Young Artist Award in the Best Guest-Starring Young Actress category.
Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pics.
XXX Porn Parodies — 10 You Probably Never Knew Existed [SFW]
Last month, news broke that the producers behind The Three Stooges porn parody were being sued for copyright infringement despite clearly stating in the title, “Not The Three Stooges XXX”. We’re surprised this sort of legal trouble doesn’t happen every month considering how many creative liberties adult film studios take using trademarked materials. Where does one draw the line?
Ilana Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.
Piyanuch Chanphet — Babe of the Day
Piya is a 26-year-old model originally from Thailand who now lives in Dublin, Ireland.
Joanna Tuczynska – Babe of the Day
Joanna’s a 26-year-old model from Poland who splits her time between New York, Miami, Berlin, and LA.
Episkey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Episkey – a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who loves arts & crafts, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, King Henry VIII, ‘South Park’ and anything Tim Burton. She also hates bills and shopping. That’s a keeper. Will you be OUR Corpse Bride?