![Woman Holds Up Business With Penguin [AUDIO]](http://townsquare.media/site/175/files/2011/12/penguin.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Woman Holds Up Business With Penguin [AUDIO]
A woman held up a business with a Penguin. It was not the Catwoman and The Joker and Riddler were nowhere around. More after the jump.

There’s that old saying “any port in a storm”. I guess when you need something that looks like a bomb, you’ll settle for any bulky old thing. Even if that thing is a plastic toy. Here’s Heathen with more:

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