Woman Comes *This Close* To Having New Heart [AUDIO]

The world owes a debt of gratitude to you organ donors. It is very big of you to make one final sacrifice for the benefit of others.  Sometimes though, accidents happen and your guts just get smooshed.  More after the jump.

Imagine finally getting that call that there is a donor heart for you.  You get ready, rush to the hospital and get prepped for surgery.  The only problem is that the guys from Dumb and Dumber are in charge of bringing the heart into the hospital. Heathen has the details right here: