Wichita Falls Urban Dictionary Entries Are Brutal
If you looked up Wichita Falls in a dictionary, what would it say? Urban dictionary has the answer for you and it is not pretty.
Urban Dictionary is a crowd-sourced dictionary online. Sort of like Wikipedia, anyone can define anything how they feel. Urban Dictionary is more brutally honest with their answers. Most people use it to define slang terms, but it could be normal words as well. Like Wichita Falls for instance. It has two definitions for our town and neither are pretty.
Submitted by Original Namesake back on October 30, 2008, they define Wichita Falls as this:
A place in Texas, close to Oklahoma, rather overrun with airmen in training Sheppard AFB, shabby tattoo parlors and chain restaurants. Famed for the Hotter N Hell 100 and the man made brown water "falls", thats about all we have. Kindest people, most of them relatively unattractive, feels like home no matter where you're from.
There's no place like home, right? That one is tame compared to other one submitted by s***sucks (name uncensored on the website btw) on May 15, 2011. Wichita Falls is defined as
A town in Texas where there is not a single thing to do. The only place in the world where you can goto the mall and count on 1 hand, the number of attractive women you see in 2 hours.
Sorry Wichita Falls ladies, you just got burned by s***sucks. He used it in a sentence as, "This party sucks, there are less girls than Wichita Falls!" How would you define Wichita Falls? Let us know in comments below.
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