PRO TIP: The police have no problem searching your a** if they think you're hiding something in there. 

According to Times Record News, officers with the Wichita Falls Police Department were called to an apartment on Seymour Highway Sunday night (2/28) in response to reports of a disturbance. 

The victim told police that the woman causing the disturbance, Riley Weiss, had a pipe on her. However, the officers didn’t discover anything during a search. 

Weiss was fidgeting and appeared to be nervous, but claimed she didn’t have any contraband on her when given the chance to admit to it. 

Of course, a strip search was performed after she was transported to the Wichita County jail. And of course, officers discovered a burnt used glass pipe, most commonly used to smoke methamphetamine, tucked away in her anal cavity. 

Weiss was charged with Possession of a Controlled Substance and Tampering/Fabricating with Physical Evidence with Intent to Impair. A judge set her bond at $15,001.

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