I'm willing to bet you didn't know Bane is a dietary expert who fancies himself quite the freestyle rapper. I'll also wager that you weren't aware of Batman's love for cheesy 90's techno. Okay, maybe not but it's fun to imagine this outtake parody video to be true and to tell you the truth as much as love 'The Dark Knight Rises' I'll probably never look at the same. Good job internet.