This Shameless Texas Truck Display Has Me in Tears

I love it when dudes are just straight-up shameless, mostly because I care way too much about what people think about me and would never go that route. But also, because there’s nothing I love more than good old-fashioned potty humor.

When Potty Humor Meets Pickup Trucks

I know a lot of guys who prefer their women to be a little on the larger side. Nothing wrong with that. However, when I was a young, single man, I didn’t discriminate. I liked keeping my options open.

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Unlike me, the old boy in the video below has made it quite clear that skinny women need not apply. Nope, he’s on the lookout for “tortas.” And in case anyone thought “Torta Trooper” on the side of his Texas DPS-themed pickup meant he was looking for a delicious sandwich, he clarified his mission on the tailgate.

Did He Find the Torta of His Dreams?

Hopefully, my man found him some company for the night. I would hate to see such a bold display of sexual preference go to waste. And if he did, who knows? Maybe he found the torta of his dreams and will put a ring on her finger someday.