Say Hello to the Dumbest Porch Pirate Ever
The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.
stupid criminals
Texas Park Ranger Pushed Into Lake for Trying to Encourage Social Distancing
This guy was just doing his job and some dude decided to push him in the lake.
Texas Man Ripped Insulation Out of Jail Cell Ceiling to Use as a Pillow
He needed to get comfy before he passed out, so he did the only reasonable thing.
Wichita Falls Man Steals from Target, Tries to Sell Items Outside
Come on man! Literally go ANYWHERE else to sell those items you just stole.
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
McDonald’s Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window to Help Herself
Go ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling ‘How to Rob a Bank’
Well, here's something Google can't help you do.
Woman Stuffs 18 Bottles of Booze in her Purse, Pants and Shirt, Says Stealing is ‘What I Do’
How many liquor bottles can one woman steal and get away? The answer is 18, apparently.
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Watch This Burglar Get Tripped Up by His Own Pants
Dontcha just love it when a dumb criminal is on the receiving end of instant karma?!!
WF Man Eats Weed During Stop
Anyone else having 'Super Troopers' flashbacks?