Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.
Thanks to Facebook, dumb criminals now have a new way to botch their wrongdoings. Take this 20-year-old man, for example, who was arrested after posting a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a cop car. Duh.
While intelligence isn’t a prerequisite for a life of crime, it certainly would’ve helped these ten boneheaded scofflaws. One clumsy bank robber shoots himself in the foot, a thief can’t figure out how to operate a door as a means of escape and another gets hopelessly stuck while trying to break into a store. If criminals keep being this dumb, us law-abiding citizens have nothing to worry about.
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While we’ve always been a bit baffled by the whole showing-your-junk-to-random-women-thing, it clearly appeals to a certain kind of perv. Michael Wayne Adams is that kind of perv.
Plastic surgery is out of control and people will do anything for a cheap fix. If you don’t believe us, allow us explain the story of a Florida woman who tried to give another woman more “junk in her trunk” by using products that probably came from her actual trunk.
Looks like we have a brand new candidate for dumbest criminal ever.
Patrick Johnson robbed two banks in the Ocala, FL area in one day. The thief had the presence of mind to change his wardrobe between his crimes, but his method of sticking up the banks — a note stating he had a gun — was the same both times.
In what appears to be a combination of crime and fetish fantasy, a man in Dallas, Texas robbed an Exxon TigerMart while wearing a floral dress, white boots and with a pair of panties obscuring his face.
In Pine Prairie, Louisiana, a thief attempted to rob an ATM on Monday by breaking it open with a piece of heavy construction equipment, ‘The Early Show’ reports — and the incident was caught on the store’s security camera.
Thieves who made off with a semitrailer near Vienna, Austria better have a lot of hot dogs.
The trailer, parked in a lot and stolen over the weekend, contained 21 tons of ketchup and mustard.