The good news: he's okay! He was hoping to bring some early holiday cheer when his engine failed and he crash landed into a neighborhood's power lines.
Source: YouTube
Morning commutes are stressful with people rushing to make it to to work, so it's not too often you see folks actually taking the time to help one another. This is one of those times.
As always, I enjoy morons in the news. I suppose this woman isn't so much a moron, but what she was doing (stealing) was stupid in and of itself. Getting caught... ahh, it's one for the record books.