Because Rockstar Games wants to show you how much it loves you, it's releasing a Valentine's Day Massacre Special update for Grand Theft Auto 5's GTA Online.
Making Christmas dinner can be a bit of a pain, from preparing the sides like mashed potatoes and stuffing, to cooking the actual turkey or ham in the main course. It's a whole day of work, which means you won't get to enjoy your presents that much.
Until now.
Rockstar and Take-Two Interactive have announced the launch day sales figures for one of 2013's most anticipated sequels, Grand Theft Auto 5. They are nothing short of incredible.
I'll admit it - I get pissed when they mess up my order in the drive-thru because well, you always get f**ked in the drive-thru, but I keep holding out for that to change even though it probably never will.