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Stealing federal mail was already a felony, but this will now include packages from delivery services as well.

Bring your child's letter to Santa to the Fantasy of Lights display

Remember the old "the dog ate my homework" excuse? Well this guy in Austin, Texas -- obviously super high on something -- just took that excuse to the next level when he attacked his neighbor's mail box and ate his 1099 tax form. Just imagine calling someone up for a new copy, "I know you're not gonna believe this, but some guy just ate my tax form. Hel...

When the mailbox won't listen, you just need to take matters into your own hands.