Me and you both know that sticking a nest of fire ants down your pants isn't the best idea, but apparently nobody told the people in Thailand this little piece of advice.
Only the smartest sumbitch on the planet would pull $1.5 million dollars out of a bank account over the course of a few days knowing damn well that he only had $100 in the account to start with and I single that dude out in today's "News of the WTF?".