Guys, sad news: It's December. That means Movember is over and it's time to get rid of that upper-lip caterpillar that you've been growing for the last month.
No, this is not a promotional video for "The Day After Tomorrow."
This is an actual time-lapse video of the skyline in Buffalo. The imposing white wall pictured is lake-effect snow, which blew in from Lake Erie and ravaged the city Tuesday and Wednesday.
On Tuesday, we posted the story about an unsanctioned sexy bikini shoot going on at a Army National Guard facility in Utah.
And today, we have this: Apparently the Arizona National Guard wanted in on the negative publicity as well.
We all know how frustrating those claw machines can be, especially if you've wasted half your paycheck trying to get that stupid pink penguin that you don't even want.
Local reporters often get a bad rap for generally being terrible, and rightfully so.
Jared Goodell, though, wasn't going to stand for the establishment shutting his reporting down.
Well, here's a weirdo for you. It's a man who likes to make love to cars.
But don't worry, he's not about penetration, he's more about hugging the cars, holding them close to his body and talking to them.
Do you go to the gym? Do you take pride in your workout abilities? Think what you've got what it takes to take someone on in a challenge of strength?
Well, you're about to be shamed by a five-year-old kid.
A woman in Venice, Calif., had to climb on to her roof to escape an intruder who broke into her home on Wednesday.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the intruder then followed her on to the roof to try and catch her, NBC Los Angeles reported. Neighbors saw what was going on and called the police.
When you go to a football game, typically all of the action is on the field.
But during Sunday's San Francisco 49ers-Arizona Cardinals NFL game at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz., there was a ton of action in the stands as well.
Typically, people go to church for peace and inspiration.
But the folks who attend Victory Church in Rochester, N.Y., go for a different reason: to kick the crap out of each other.