Phone Man Taps Wifes Phone [AUDIO]

Ahh…affairs are ugly things.  You got to stop it with your number one if you want to move on to another.  Holding on to one while going out with another is just asking for trouble.  More after the jump.

So if your boyfriend trains elephants, the last place you should have an affair is at the elephant kennel.  If your boyfriend works for a phone company, the last place you should talk to your “affair” is on a phone from that company.  Heathen has more: