One Million Dollars Offered for Celebrity Who-ha [AUDIO]

There’s a lot of sex stuff out there that I just don’t get. I’m fine with you doing whatever floats your boat (which begs the question, is there a sex act called ‘the Boat Floater’? Iif there isn’t, there should be). I guess I’m just excited enough that anybody would be willing to have nekkid fun party time with me, that I don’t need a bunch of bells and whistles.

So sex toys can be fun, but I’ve never understood the ones modeled after a certain porn starts private parts, and these are very, very common items. I would think it doesn’t matter who it’s modeled after, it’s still going to fill like you’re having sex with a pool floatie. Anyways, for you collectors of sex toy experiences, an offer has been made to one of our favorite hotties to model for one.