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Man Puts Romance in His Pants [AUDIO]
Shoplifters are a funny sort. Sometimes shoplifters steal what they need, sometimes it’s whats available and sometimes its a whole shopping list. Evidently the shoplifter in this story had a very specific idea of what he needed.
Check out the list of items this guy shoplifted and see if you draw the same conclusions we did. Here’s Heathen with the story:

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