Introducing the World’s First Gut Dance [VIDEO]

How big is too big? It's a question that we've all asked at some point and after a long, hard study I think we've come up with a semi-decent answer.

So how big is too big? I would say when you can't see your own manhood, you're too big, or when you fall down and the kids roll you around the neighborhood. Or maybe it's when you're receiving a lap dance and instead of rubbing on your junk, the poor girl is forced to grind on your overweight belly.

Either way the guy in this video should have no doubt in his mind that he's way too big, at least for a lap dance.