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I’m Not Crazy and That’s Why I’m Suing For 900 Trillion Dollars [AUDIO]
You see the point I’m trying to make with the title of this article is, you can’t prove you’re not crazy by filing a crazy lawsuit. Sorry, but I felt like I had to explain that for some of the crazy people out there. This lady may be ready for a rubber room.
How not to prove your sane: filing a 900 trillion dollar lawsuit and representing yourself. I wish I could insert the sound of a cuckoo clock here. I believe the proper term is “nucking futz”. Here’s the Heathen with the lowdown:




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