Guess What? Your Weiner Isn’t Big Enough [AUDIO]

Just except that fact that your Johnson is more of a Junior.  Just deal with it, live with it and avoid the lies.  The facts are in and 98% of the guys out there ain’t “packin’ heat”.  More after the jump.

Yeah, she wishes your Ball Park Frank would plumb when you cook it. She wishes your noodle was less spaghetti and more penne.  The only good news is, is that only 2% out there have the “tools” to get the job done, so she may just settle for a handyman instead of a Mr. Fixit.  Here’s the details: