Guess How Much Bacteria You’re Carrying Around Right Now? [AUDIO]

This is just plain nasty, and there’s not a dang thing you can do about it.  Enjoy after the jump you filthy animal.

The bit is called “Things You Can’t Unhear” and today it lives up to it’s name.  We’re pretty sure you’ll be quoting this particular bit in the future.  Check it out. Now, buy a bunch of Purell.