Giant Toilet Spider [VIDEO]

Watch were you plant your rear, the “GIANT TOILET SPIDER” is near!  This critter will make a “turtleheader” pop back in!  This will leave you WILLINGLY constipated for a week.  More after the jump.

When I was a kid, I heard a story about a snake that slithered up a drain and came out of a toilet.  I “hovered” over the bowl for a month after hearing that.  THIS IS WORSE.  Find a friend that’s afraid of spiders or public toilets and watch this video with them.  Now, brace yourself for the “GIANT TOILET SPIDER”.