Dunkin’ Donuts Lady Charged With Prostitution

Wow, I heard the coffee was good at Dunkin Donuts.  I didn’t know about the workers. A woman has been arrested for selling sweet lovin’ right next to the sweet pastries.

Check out this report from USA Today.

A 29-year-old woman working the night shift at Dunkin Donuts faces prostitution charges for allegedly taking breaks from selling donuts and coffee to provide sexual services in exchange for money.

via N.J. Dunkin Donuts worker caught in ‘extra sugar’ sex sting – USATODAY.com.

Wow…I can think of so many jokes right now. But just to say “glazed” or “cream filled” in relation to this article pretty much sums it all up.  And of course, Heathen had something to say about “playing ring toss”.  This one is just to easy.  Let’s just hope those are sprinkles in your pants and not some communicable disease.