Dude Demonstrates How Not to Rob Someone [VIDEO]

It's never a good idea to rob someone but if that is something you ever decide to do, make sure the person you choose to rob isn't a total badass. The guy in the video above apparently didn't give that any consideration before rolling into a store in Brazil and then taking a ride out the front window a few seconds later.

Amazingly enough, dude falls a good six feet and then pops right up and gets the hell out of Dodge. You know his back isn't hurting nearly as much as his pride is right about now.