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Don’t Put Live Ammo in You Rear [AUDIO]
Man, I wish there was a more tasteful way to approach this subject, but you really have to be careful about what you put in your rear end. Sure, a lot of you think nothing is a good option, but there are people who just need to put something there I guess. Probably last on the list of things you should put in your rear are “things that can EXPLODE”.
You can get your freak on however you like. I really don’t care what you do in the privacy of your home with your own body. Now, if you are shoving live ordinances up your rear, you can be a danger to other people, including the doctors who have to remove it.

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