Chimp Rapes Frog, Pleads Innocence

Deny it all you want you damned dirty ape, but we got you on camera!

The video supposedly comes from the Honolulu Zoo, where it can get pretty lonely for little monkeys, or so I imagine. Why else would he be taking advantage of that poor little frog?

Now I'm no monkey expert, but I'd say that one's horny.

Maybe this would be the time to introduce a nice little piece of monkey poon-tang for him? It may just fix your monkey-raping-frog problem.

In other news, police won't be pressing charges since the victim 'croaked' shortly after this incident. Sorry, I couldn't help myself.