News of the WTF?

Believe it or not, "Real Men Crochet" is the name of an actual program at a correctional facility in Ohio and I've got all of the juicy details in today's "News of the WTF?".

Wanna get back at your ex? Blame her for planting a handgun in your son's toys in his carry-on luggage before you board a plane. Or I guess if you're the wife you can actually plant a handgun in hopes that your husband will spend a little time in the slammer. Either way, someone's getting f**cked over.

If you're looking for attention, one way to get it is by changing your name to something as ridiculous as "Tyrannosaurus Rex".

Next time the wife pisses you off because your soup is cold don't do what the subject of my top story today did or it just might come back to bite you in the ass.

The Tooth Fairy is apparently a drunken car thief in Houston.

At long last, the drunks have won a small battle in the war against "the man".

When a dude falls through the ceiling of a women's bathroom one can only assume the guy's getting his rocks off - except in the case of one of today's "News of the WTF?" stories. I'll give you all of the details and I tell you the true story of a young woman being escorted to her prom by Tim Tebow - a cardboard cutout of everyone's favorite Christian, that is...

I'm convinced Bill Gates is at least somewhat involved if not completely behind my top story today in the "News of the WTF?".

What can I say? Some people are just into weird stuff.

Well at least there's someone out there that didn't wait until one of their relatives was dragged through the house by some sort of demon before they realized it was time to move out of a haunted house.

It's never a good idea to be intoxicated when around ultra-expensive ancient artifacts and I'm not saying that a photographer whose boss is being sued because they knocked over and broke that very thing was messed up but hey - ya never know.

Sometimes you just gotta hit the strip club - even if you are in uniform.