I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Wes Nessman
Why Your Kids Are Stupid
Pretty confrontational headline, huh? Well, you can fix this problem at home and you can fix this problem by speaking out. The answer is “standard testing”. The explanation is next.
"Rock Of Ages" As Directed By David Lynch
How many of you ran right out and saw “Rock Of Ages”. Good. I would have personally came to your house and kicked you in the nuts for even wanting to see it. Even as cheeseball as it looks it pulled in $15,000,000 opening weekend (I think that’s enough to pay the monkey’s salary). So how do you take a hunk of cheese like this and make it better? We’ll have the answer after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death
Some people take things much too seriously. Road rage is a great example. How many times have you heard somebody else say ‘that driver almost killed me!” and other exaggerations. Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we’ll all be safer. The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot. Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don’t start a
Watch the Filthy Uncensored ‘For a Good Time, Call’ Red Band Trailer Here
This trailer features filthy language and even giant rubber wieners. It is, however, hilarious. If you can handle some rough language and a few rough visuals - Click through.
Texas Hippie Coalition "Turn It Up" Video-See It Here.
How about we start “a thing”? How about we make it a mission to share this Texas band with the rest of the world? Why not send this video to every corner of the earth and let them know in Texas we don’t care what you look like, where you hang out, or who your friends are, if you rock them SUKKA YOU ROCK! More after the jump.
Radio Isn’t Going Anywhere
I love dispelling myths and rumors, especially when it comes to my love and livelyhood: radio! I’ve been a fan of the radio ever since I could turn one on. I’m one of those guys who will tell you radio saved his life. Radio in general and rock specifically got me through bad times, bad girlfriends and took me out of my sh@tty little life more than a few times. More after the jump.
New In This Moment "Blood"
The new “In This Moment” is so good it gave me double ear boners right away. This song is so friggin’ next generation rock/metal that I am pumped. Here is a great bunch of people who have busted ass to make a dent in the scene and they’ve delivered a pipelayer! They could have tried to do another ballad ala’ “The Promise”, but they just did their own thing and put out a rocker. I’ve got “Blood
RockShow Threesome: Jenny McCarthy Reveals More Than You Want
Jenny McCarthy went from first to last in my big book of b@ners quite some time ago. Her putting kids at risk by being anti-vaccination just completely turned me off. Well, maybe if I could spank her until she agrees to change her mind, we could work something out. Anyways, she’s doing Playboy again, and it’s not necessarily what she did, but how she talks about it that makes it very unsexy.
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Don’t Be An Idiot, Idiot
I can’t find the picture, but I’ve got to pass this story along to you in a blog anyway. This is EVERYTHING that is wrong with the internet and people in general. You have to read this story-ESPECIALLY IF I TURN UP MISSING OR BEATEN! More after the jump.
Seether Dicks Texas Again With No Tour Dates
Seether used to be real regulars around these parts. Turnout for their shows was pretty good too. It seems lately though, that the band is avoiding Texas whenever possible. This is especially strange since the drummer technically called DFW home for a while. More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is "Slutty Wednesday"
There’s always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code. It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign. Now students are fighting back. Find out more after the jump.
Get A Better Butt, Or Just Check Out This Awesome One
I was very prepared to anoint this guy with the title of ‘douchenozzle’ and then I realized, he’s doing the lords work. This man is not only helping women shape their backsides, he’s getting them in doggystyle position. More after the jump.