Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Starbucks Wants to Get You Drunk
Starbucks coffee chain has become an American institution among caffeine junkies, mid-day speed freaks, and daily-grinders alike. It only makes sense that they'd start catering to booze hounds at cocktail hour, eventually. Us. We mean us.
Study Shows Squeezing Boobs Cures Breast Cancer — In Other News, Life Rules
According to a recent study, Mr. Ron Jeremy is a regular cancer-fighting hero.
Chinese Death Soup: Eat and Die
Contrary to popular belief, even though eating spicy food may give you a wicked case of gut rot and the runs, there is absolutely no possible way for a little kung-pao anything to “burn a hole in your stomach.” That is, unless you eat a bowl of Chinese Death Soup.
Brothel Owner Recommends Legalized Prostitution to Fix Economy
There is one business that continues to flourish no matter how unstable the American economy seems to become: prostitution. And while lawmakers are currently struggling to figure out ways to keep the country from tipping right over the fiscal cliff, there are some that believe the solution lies in legalizing and taxing the sex trade.
Kourtney Reppert — Babe of the Day
Kourtney with a K is a 26-year-old hottie from Los Angeles who looks like she just stepped out of a classic Motley Crue video -- high heels first.
Quick Question — Are Sneezes and Orgasms Similar?
You know that slightly creepy dude who, every time someone sneezes, announces that a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm? That's me, I wrote this article.
Learn From The Pros — Porn Stars Teach Sex Ed With Live Demonstrations
Just the thought of a high-heeled porn star teaching sexual education courses in school is enough motivation to make most of us pretty eager to get back in the classroom.
Public Urinals Stress Men Out
Men tend to get stressed out about using the urinal in a public restroom, according to a recent study from the University of London. Etiquette seems to dictate that, in a side-by-side urinal setting, merely making eye contact can lead to a fight.
Former Playboy Playmates Start Massive Brawl With Strippers — Go On, We’re Listening
When we think of girl-on-girl action, we do not exactly imagine a wild-eyed drunken brawl between ex-Playboy playmates and a room full of strippers - but it definitely ranks in at a close second.
O.J. Simpson Plans to Sell a Knife — Yeah, THAT Knife
Recent reports indicate that O.J. Simpson has the knife that he used to murder his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, and Ronald Goldman in his possession, and is making plans to sell it to a collector for $5 million.
Simpson, currently in prison on kidnapping and armed-robbery charges, was acquitted of the brutal murder of both Brown and Goldman nearly 20 years ago...
Naked Caveman With a Cell Phone Terrorizes Texas [VIDEO]
Some people in El Paso, Texas, say they live in fear ... of the naked caveman in McKelligon Canyon. All of that sentence is true.
Record-Setting Pumpkin Weighs Nearly 1,844 Pounds
If ever there were a great and almighty pumpkin put on this earth to bring the spirit of the Halloween season to children all over the world, it would be this record-setting melon discovered last week at the Deerfield Fair in New Hampshire.