Kelso is the quiet guy around the station until he isn't. He has a talented knack for making everyone around the table feel a little awkward with his often inappropriate sense of humor. He's a history enthusiast, especially Oklahoma history. His writing often covers stories of Oklahoma's past, wacky Oklahoma laws, Oklahoma's best eateries, and every now and then, local politics. Want to register an opinion? Email Kelso@Z94.com
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This Horse Passing Gas Could be the Greatest Thing Ever Today! [VIDEO]
Meet Archy. He's a good looking stud with an intestinal issue that prevents him from passing gas. So he let's it all out at once, and we bask in the glory of it!
PSA: If You’re Twerking in White Pants, Try to Not Poo Yourself [VIDEO]
File this under EPIC! Say goodbye to that pair of white yoga pants!
Take a Virtual Drive Through the Gorgeous Wichita Mountains [VIDEO]
As Winter begins to tighten its grasp on Lawton - Fort Sill, the best thing you can do is get out and enjoy the coming cool days in the mountains. Even if it's only for a quick drive through the Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge.
Take a Beautiful Virtual Drive Up Mount Scott in the Wichita Mountains [VIDEO]
Living in a concrete jungle, it's easy to forget how beautiful Southwest Oklahoma is. Let's take a drive up Mount Scott and remind ourselves how awesome this place is.
3-Bed, 1.5 Bath House – $3,000 or Trade for iPhone 6 SOLD [PICS+]
You have to know things are bad in Detroit if houses are trading for a new iPhone 6!
This Might be the Most Genius Redneck Invention Ever! [NSFW-VIDEO]
Avoid That Open Container Charge with the Most Genius Redneck Invention Ever!
Ever Seen A Bear Pole Dance? You Really Need To [VIDEO]
In the highest order of "Pour Some Sugar On Me," this awesome little bear cub struts its stuff on the classiest stripper pole found in the wild, treating some morning golfers to an odd start in the morning.
Driver Stops to Help Prairie Dog too Fat to Fit in Hole – Hilarious Video
While out on a drive, a couple spot a prairie dog trying to hide. As it turns out, the prairie dog was too fat to fit in its hole. Hilarity ensues as they help rescue it.
Oklahoma City Named 5th Most Gang Infested US City
In what can only be described as a shocker, Oklahoma City has been named the 5th most gang infested city in the United States. Can it be true?
Dying Little Boy’s Last Wish Is for Birthday Cards
Five-year-old Danny Nickerson is a boy who was diagnosed with a rare form of brain cancer. His only wish is to get birthday cards. Let's make this happen!
Oklahoma Man Foolishly Turns to Craigslist for Help Building ‘Secret Survival Cabin’
Prepper Rule #1 - When building your secret bug-out location, don't recruit help through Craiglist! Put on your tin-foil hard hat, it's time to go to work!
Banned Grey Poupon Commercial is Absolutely Hilarious [VIDEO]
Ever since I was a young boy, I can remember the Grey Poupon commercials of old rich people handing a jar to each other through pricey car windows. It was classy. This commercial isn't having that such luck.