Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
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Scars On Broadway Release Short Clip Preview for "Guns Are Loaded"
System of a Down side project Scars On Broadway have released a short clip of a possible new track. It’s called “Guns Are Loaded”. Sounds a lot like System Of A Down too. No surprise. Click this link to hear “Guns Are Loaded” at Scars’ Soundcloud site.
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You Could Design Seether’s T-Shirt for Their Next Tour [VIDEO]
Seether is asking the fans to design the merch for their upcoming tour with Nickelback. All you have to do is watch this video, go to their website, and design the most bad-ass amazing artwork the world has ever seen. Easy enough right?
Holy Crap! There Was a Sniper at the Super Bowl?
Yes, in fact, there was. Photos surfaced the other day from what was a sniper’s nest high above Lucas Oil Stadium. According to the reports that I read, it was an Indianapolis Police sniper keeping watch over the game in case of any terrorist, or other dangerous activity. Clic...
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A Zombie 5k? Just Try to Tell Me That’s Not the Most Awesome Thing Ever! [VIDEO]
Yes it’s literally a run for your life. In fact it’s called the “Run For Your Lives”. It’s “a zombie infested 5k obstacle course race”. And it’s happening across the country. So far Austin is the closest, and only, city in Texas but as they say at their website “the virus is spreading”.
Essentially it’s a 5k obstacle course filled run and the w
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The RockShow World Premieres of Two Brand New Tracks from Cage 9 [AUDIO]
Some of you are already fans of Cage 9. Some of you might be and just not know it. Evan, the lead singer, is also the guitarist for Powerman 5000. Check him out in the pic below (he’s the one wearing the mask).
He shot me two of Cage 9′s new tracks the other day, and they’ve never been heard before! That’s right, yo
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Some Super Bowl Bets Are Worth It, Maria Menounos in a Bikini Definitely Is [VIDEO]
Some Super Bowl bets are pretty stupid, some are lame, and some are the definition of awesome. This is the latter, meaning total awesome-balls. Maria Menounos is a co-host of Extra and a Patriots fan. So she made a Super Bowl bet with one of her co-hosts, and obviously lost
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New Single From The Darkness "Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us" [VIDEO]
Check out the brand new single from The Darkness called “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us”. If you liked them before, you’ll like them again. It’s classic Darkness, if that phrase even makes sense. And if you’re digging bands like Foxy Shazam right now, these guys are for you. Plus the video is kinda funny too.
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"2 Headed Shark Attack" is Cheese of the Highest Caliber [VIDEO]
You have to love the trend in cheesy horror flicks going around these days. Take a real animal, make it mutate to some extraordinary freak, and then have it attack sexy topless coeds on a beach or lake somewhere.
Anyone Down for Some New Cult? [VIDEO]
I’ve always been a fan of The Cult. Even got to see them live on the Sonic Temple Tour back in like 1990 or something. Damn that makes me sound old now. Anyway I found a new track being streamed at Rolling Stone’s website and thought I’d drop the link on here for you to check out too.
Check Out a Preview of the Fan Remixed Seether Album [AUDIO]
On February 7th, Seether will release their remix ep called, well, “Remix.” It started out as a competition to remix just the single “Tonight.” The fan response was so overwhelming though that they went ahead and turned it into an EP project. Now they’ve gotten 5 t
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Watch Jonathan Davis Ghetto Record the Vocals for "Sanctuary" in a Hotel Room [VIDEO]
Jonathan Davis made a video of him recording the vocals to the new track “Sanctuary,” originally titled “November” in a hotel room in the Philippines. Definitely not your typical recording setting. It is however proof that with the right computer software, ANYBODY these days can make a record.
This track is from “Th
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Two High School Kids in Canada Blasted a Lego Man Into Space [VIDEO]
It was a high school science project that they took to the limit. The limit of space that is. Matthew Ho and Asad Muhammed sent a homemade balloon, that they made with used parts bought from Craigslist, 80,000 feet into space! That’s around twice as high as commercial jets fly.