Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, because they flashing everybody out here.

First off, glad to see Midwestern State fixed their mistake on this situation. They sent out an email around 5 o'clock yesterday with a CRIME ALERT, in all caps just like that. I clicked the link to see what was going on and I had to enter my MSU login. Really guys? Couldn't just send out an email telling people what was going on. I have to login to find out about the CRIME ALERT that you're making me freak out about.

About an hour later they sent an email out without making you login to find out what was going on. Turns out, a flasher was going around Sikes Lake. The notification read as follows:

The Midwestern State University Police Department is investigating a case of indecent exposure that occurred at Sikes Lake at about 6 a.m. Tuesday, September 8, 2015. A female jogger reported that she saw a white, male who was completely naked and wearing a white T-shirt wrapped around his head. The suspect never attempted to make any contact or never said anything to the reporting person. The suspect was last seen walking on the jogging track near the motel on the southwest portion of Sikes Lake. Until further information is obtained, the MSU PD is urging all students, faculty, staff and visitors to be aware of any suspicious subjects on or near the MSU campus. We all must be vigilant in taking responsibility for personal safety.

I guess we have a guy that enjoys jogging in the nude. Sorry man, you can't do that. Sounds like you need to buy yourself a treadmill and some blinds.

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