In today's "News of the WTF?" I explore the possibility of pole dancing being introduced as an Olympic sport and I offer my opinion as to why most pole dancers couldn't care less.

I also get you the story of a drunk chick who apparently had seen way too much Andy Griffith and tried to break into the county jail to sleep it off and I also offer my thoughts as to why officials would want an unintentionally(?) penis-shaped cellphone tower to be taken down.