Mom Snorts Cocaine off iPhone on Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Police in Fort Myers, Fla. arrested Christina Hester, 39, after spotting her doing cocaine while in her car in a parent pickup line outside of a middle school.
A school resource officer saw Hester snorting the drugs off her iPhone and confronted her. She admitted she had more drugs in her car, which officials did indeed recover.
Look, we get it that you need a pick-me-up when it comes to having kids, but, come on lady, stick to coffee or soda. And newsflash: doing a bump while outside of a school is a terrible idea. When someone recommends doing that make sure you — to borrow a popular phrase — just say no, okay?
She was arrested on charges of possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia, so it sure sounds like she’s in Siri-ous trouble.