Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Go ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.
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Samuel Adams Is Selling $200 Beer That’s Illegal in 12 States
Talk about a stiff drink.
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If you don't have anything nice to say, don't text.
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Can't we just let a pizza be a pizza?
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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the studio.
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It's just another part of living in New York City.
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This dad is a workaholic.
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His first game as a Boston Celtic had a horrific ending.
Man With ‘I’m a Pornstar’ Forehead Tattoo Arrested for Groping
This guy is creepy and ridiculous.
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Well, here's something Google can't help you do.