Socks may be one of the best clothing inventions ever. They make your shoes comfortable and your toes warm among other… ahem… uses. For one man fleeing the cops, they also came in handy as a substitute for his shoes. He was wearing nothing but his socks. In my opinion, a good fashion choice.

The incident occurred when two men started a police chase. The chase ended when the car they were in crashed into another vehicle, and that’s when naked man took off. It’s not clear as to whether or not it was the driver or passenger who was in the buff, but one man was charged with driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol and reckless driving. The other man was charged with weapon possession.

I’m going to assume that the naked man wasn’t carrying a weapon, which leads me to believe he was the driver, but he could have had something down his sock. On the other hand, he could have had a weapon in his rectum, you never know.

One thing I am pretty sure of is that the naked man probably didn’t need to be patted down. I’m just wondering why he was naked to begin with. Thoughts?