Contact Us

Chimp Rapes Frog, Pleads Innocence

Chimp Rapes Frog
Pursetock

Deny it all you want you damned dirty ape, but we got you on camera!

The video supposedly comes from the Honolulu Zoo, where it can get pretty lonely for little monkeys, or so I imagine. Why else would he be taking advantage of that poor little frog?

Now I’m no monkey expert, but I’d say that one’s horny.

Maybe this would be the time to introduce a nice little piece of monkey poon-tang for him? It may just fix your monkey-raping-frog problem.

In other news, police won’t be pressing charges since the victim ‘croaked’ shortly after this incident. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

NEXT: Screw the Apes, It's the Bears We Need to Worry About

More From The Buzz

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://1063thebuzz.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 106.3 The Buzz quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 106.3 The Buzz quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!