Everyone who's reading this, take note. This is how you handle a bear. (Okay, not really. We actually don't condone doing this because it probably isn't safe.)
When this 73-year-old guy in Sacramento came outside to find a bear staring down his little dog, he didn't freak out. He didn't call for help. He didn't just give up and hide. He did what any red-blooded 'Murican would do and just punched that bear square in the nose.