I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me). Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games. I have a dog named Frank who is a good boy.
Apple Fritters-Technically A Donut, But More Accurately "Manna".
Manna, for those of you who don’t know, is “the food of the gods”. Yes, the stuff of which gods munch on. It’s the thing they use before they shoot lightning bolts out of their ass cracks and send vultures to pick the bones of mere mo…
There Is One War The U.S. Should Stop Immediately.
There are horrible things happening in Syria. People are being killed an imprisoned by the government. Across the world people are wondering if world powers should step in. It may be a little less violent, but the same thing happens every day in America.
Three More "Antenna’s To Hell" Released
The Slipknot promotional machine keeps ramping up for “Antenna’s To Hell”. Three more promotional videos were released in rapid succession. The only thing weird is that #6 was skipped over (so far). Click through for three videos.
The Offspring Take a Shot at the Top 40 With ‘California Cruisin’ Video
Despite having that ‘pop’ edge to a lot of their punk, the Offspring haven’t really crossed over to Top 40 radio. Now, in case you don’t know, Top 40 is where artists GET PAID. I can see the Offspring getting paid with this song, the …
Watch The Trailer For "The Pact" Here!
Who doesn’t love a good ghost story? “The Pact” appears (at least in the trailers) to have the making of a good ghost story. At least it seems like a ghost story with or heroine being thrown all over. Now I put a picture of a scary chick …
See The New Jason Biggs Comedy Trailer "Grassroots" Here
Jason Biggs stars with Joel David Moore in new indie-looking comedy called “Grassroots”. Joel David Moore is one of those guys that you always call “that guy” in movies. You’ll recognize his picture immediately after…
RockShow: Woman Displays Scrotum Busting Strength!
Tell me one thing, who doesn’t love a good ‘scrotum ripping’ story? They’re are simply the best! Holy cow, can you even imagine? I know, YOU DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE.
Aaron Lewis, Uh I Mean George "The Animal" Steele Bites Into The First Pitch
George “The Animal” Steele was always one of my favorite wrestlers. He was hairy like a gorilla, but with a bald head. I saw him as part of the very first Wrestlemania. More after the jump.
RockShow Threesome: Get Ready For "Prometheus" By Looking At Charlize Theron Naked
The big movie this weekend and the new benchmark for sci/fi horror “Prometheus” opens this weekend. Among the big stars is the flawless Charlize Theron. You may not have know it, but she did a little spread for Playboy in 1999. What follows is a discussi…
Watch "Redlight King" And The Avengers "Comeback" Here
Who knew that Redlight King would be one of the breakout bands of 2012. They launched their current album with a track that sampled Neil Young’s “Old Man”. That track met a lukewarm response. The band then released “Bullet In My Han…
Women Of The Adult Video News Awards [PIX]
I managed to scrape up a few pics from the Adult Video News Awards. Yes, there’s only a few pictures, but they are worth a thousand words each. Words like; hottie, doable, nasty, and so on. Click through for a couple pix.
RockShow Threesome: How Not To Kill Someone, The Worst Baby Names And Now You Can Call Som…
The business is murder and the business is OPEN! Sounds dramatic huh? These two numb nuts very rightfully got caught. More after the jump.