Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Texas Roadhouse Customer Leaves Bartender $1,000 Tip
A bartender at an Odessa Texas Roadhouse recently was shocked when he saw the tip left him by one of the restaurant's regulars.
Border Patrol Agent’s Sign Says Halloween Candy For Americans Only
A border patrol agent is being criticized for a sign posted outside his home in a border patrol housing complex in Presidio, Texas, on Halloween.
Whataburger Nikes Are The Tastiest Looking Shoes Ever
Now your feet can look as fancy as a packet of fancy ketchup with the custom Whataburger Nike.
Most Searched Halloween Costumes in Texas
What Halloween costumes are Texans Googling the most?
Texas Women Ranked 8th Ugliest By Dating Site
The dating app, Clover, has released the most and least attractive states in the U.S., after analyzing data from the app, and according to the results, while Texas is not among the hottest states, it did rank among the least attractive.
Beware of People Who Want Your Kids To Trip Balls This Halloween
Police are warning parents to be on the lookout for people who want to turn your sweet innocent children into glowstick-waving, Skrillex-blaring ravers this Halloween.
Texas Drive-Thru Worker Leaves Mic On, Talks About Weed, Heroin
The drive-thru worker at a Texas Captain D's restaurant had a lengthy conversation about heroin, cocaine and smoking weed out of a homemade bong, all over the drive-thru speaker, apparently not realizing her mic on was and a customer was waiting.
McDonald’s Serving All-Day Breakfast — Is Texas McMuffin or Biscuit Country?
McDonald's rolled out its all-day breakfast program on Tuesday, and late-sleepers, college students and stoners rejoiced. Before breakfast-lovers across the nation go into full celebration mode, however, the full breakfast menu isn't available everywhere. Instead, a limited breakfast menu is being offered, and varies by location.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Compares Cowboys’ Defense to Mexican Border
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott expressed his frustration with the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday's game against The Saints via Twitter, comparing the Cowboys' defense to the Mexican border.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Film Crew Robbed While Shooting Video on Houston Pride
A film crew was robbed at gunpoint on Wednesday while shooting a video about Houston pride.
Matthew McConaughey’s Brother Names Son Miller Lyte; Gets Year of Free Beer
Matthew McConaughey's brother, Michael "Rooster" McConaughey, has been awarded a year's supply of free beer after it came out that he named his son Miller Lyte.