Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Oklahoma Teen Accidentally Shoots Self Twice in 3 Months
An Oklahoma 16-year-old is hospitalized after officials said he accidentally shot himself in the leg for the second time in three months.
Texas Woman Dies After Eating Tainted Cucumber
A salmonella outbreak linked to contaminated cucumbers imported from Mexico by a California company is being blamed for the death of a Texas woman.
Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Ruining His Life
A Mexican man claims to have the world's largest penis, measuring in at nearly 19 inches long, and says his large package is ruining his life.
Still From ‘Jurassic Park’ Included in News Coverage of Houston Flooding
Either someone snuck a still from Jurassic Park into a news station's coverage of Houston flooding, or it it is the end times in Texas, y'all.
Why You Should Stop Using Spray Sunscreen on Your Kids Right Now
An ongoing investigation by the Food and Drug Administration has prompted Consumer Reports to urge parents not to use spray-on sunscreen on or near children.
Texas Rancher Discovers $2 Million Marijuana Farm On Federal Land
A Texas rancher got the surprise of his life when he discovered $2 million in marijuana plants growing on property he recently leased from the Army Corp of Engineers.
Texas Tech Falls to Ole Miss in College World Series
Guns up as the Red Raiders face off against Ole Miss in the College World Series today at 2 p.m.!
What Dads REALLY Want For Father’s Day
If you're a dad, chances are you're getting some ties, socks and, if you're lucky, a sweet "No. 1 Dad" mug this Sunday. But what do you REALLY want? According to dads on the Internet, the wish list is pretty simple.
According to dads on Reddit, here's what they really want this Father's Day:
Man Pretended to be Podiatrist to Suck Walmart Shoppers’ Toes, Police Say
While most people would rather have a sleepover at the DMV than suck on the feet of Walmart shoppers, police say one man came up with an elaborate scheme to lick as many Walmart feet as he could get his tongue on.
7 Creepy Easter Bunnies Sure to Give You Nightmares
If the idea of a human-sized rodent sneaking into your house in the middle of the night carrying a basket of eggs doesn't freak you out, we're pretty sure these photos of creepy Easter bunnies will.