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Smash Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
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Amy Marie — Babe of the Day
Meet Amy Marie, a 26-year-old from Baltimore, Maryland. Think she’s a Ravens fan? Yeah, we don’t care either.
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Janette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Janette, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl and burlesque performer from Italy with the hottest leg tattoo we have ever, ever seen.
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Mary Alejo — Babe of the Day
Meet Mary – a 29-year-old stylist and model living in Miami Beach where it is very, very hot. See? Poor girl is sweating in the water.
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Who’s Your First Pick in the Fantasy Football Girlfriend Draft?
Every fantasy football player needs a fantasy football girlfriend because none of us have real girlfriends. HARHARHAR that joke never gets old and let’s just add we live in our parent’s basement for good measure.
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Katie Sue — Babe of the Day
Katie Sue is a 25-year-old living the good life in the Hamptons.
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Danette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.
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Brandi Nicole Hofmeister — Babe of the Day
Brandi Nicole is a 26-year-old model from Indianapolis, Indiana.
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Lindsay Marie — Babe of the Day
Meet Lindsay Marie, a 26-year-old from Beverly Hills, California.
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Ferjenks Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Ferjenks, a 23-year-old Suicide Girl and Lingerie Shop Owner from Columbia. She’s graciously agreed to show us some of her wares.
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Ajilee Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Ajilee, a Suicide Girl from Oregon who is “alive, and lusting something fierce.”
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Jeska Marie Claire — Babe of the Day
Meet Jeska, a 21-year-old Playmate from Sunny California. She loves to create images that speak to her audience. Uh, go on. We’re listening.