Katie Sue — Babe of the Day
Katie Sue is a 25-year-old living the good life in the Hamptons.
Smash Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
Janette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Janette, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl and burlesque performer from Italy with the hottest leg tattoo we have ever, ever seen.
Who’s Your First Pick in the Fantasy Football Girlfriend Draft?
Every fantasy football player needs a fantasy football girlfriend because none of us have real girlfriends. HARHARHAR that joke never gets old and let’s just add we live in our parent’s basement for good measure.
Danette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.
Brandi Nicole Hofmeister — Babe of the Day
Brandi Nicole is a 26-year-old model from Indianapolis, Indiana.
Ferjenks Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Ferjenks, a 23-year-old Suicide Girl and Lingerie Shop Owner from Columbia. She’s graciously agreed to show us some of her wares.
Ajilee Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Ajilee, a Suicide Girl from Oregon who is “alive, and lusting something fierce.”
Jeska Marie Claire — Babe of the Day
Meet Jeska, a 21-year-old Playmate from Sunny California. She loves to create images that speak to her audience. Uh, go on. We’re listening.
Lumo Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Lumo Suicide, a self-described “sample-sized” beauty whose hobbies include Kung Fu and licking stubble.
Melissa Wargel-Hartig — Babe of the Day
Meet Melissa, a 22-year-old hometown hottie from Evansville, Indiana.
Melissa Anne — Babe of the Day
Melissa Anne loves video games, and claims she can click anyone’s butt in air hockey or Mortal Kombat.