Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Excited New York City Tourist Gets Put in Her Place in the Most New York City Way
Never has a stereotype been so true.
Poop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) Purpose
Waste not, want not.
9 Quintessential Guy Things That Need to Make a Comeback
Hey, if naked women can return to Playboy, maybe some of these other trends of yesteryear can, too.
Man, 87, Learns His New Car Has Added Feature — 50 Pounds of Pot
Exactly what kind of smoke is coming out of the tailpipe?
Serial Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million, Claims App Helped Wife Catch Him Cheating
This guy is an Uber-creep.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Ju…
When this guy got lit, he really got lit.
Oh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real Thing
Milk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?
NFL 2017 Bad Lip Reading Is Big Game Hilarity Perfection
As if you're not already pumped up enough for the Super Bowl.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ll All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
Maniacal Finnish Motorcycle Police Chase Is Guaranteed to Make You Barf
If you've just eaten, watching this may be a problem.
Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie No
Only a dope would do this.